"Cheesy Monstrosity"

Jenson Button’s Head and Shoulders has been voted worst celebrity advert of 2011. Campaign Magazine branded it a “cheesy monstrosity”

To celebrate Jenson’s award this year we have produced this special limited edition commemorative T shirt. Well done Jenson!

So Jenson, what’s on your mind?  Racing, spacing, wow it’s bracing, a cup of tea would be amazing, lie ins, rubber, stuff that works, winning, pit stops, little perks.

Jenson Button Head and Shoulders T Shirt

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Can Tom survice the Dangerzone again?

Looks like Maverick may be back in action soon picking kicking bogie ass in Top Gun 2… http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-16091950

Can he survive the Dangerzone once more or will he go the way of Goose? Talking of film hero’s mates called ‘Goose’ I watched Mad Max the other day, guess what happens to his plucky mate called Goose… yes he croaks it

Is there something to be learnt from this?

Check out our I survived the Dangerzone T shirt, if your name is Goose please don’t tempt fate by buying one

Orange have developed a T shirt which can charge your phone, all very clever but I hate to have to point this out but we developed such technology many, many years ago but decided the pocket with a spare battery and wire going to into the wall socket didn’t look too good, and wasn’t too practical.

Looks a little geeky maybe?

As clever as this is furious Clive Hesketh was not happy “Orange.co.uk should concentrate on its customer service. It is an interesting development, but it is letting customers down like me who cannot get a refund for an IPAD 2 that will not unlock even though I told them in the shop I needed to use it on an Isle of Man network. “

This year you have the chance to wipe the smug smile off Simon Cowell’s irritating face by stopping him get one of his puppets to number one. Instead it will be Rage Against The Machine Santa will be humming along to! Yes that’s right, if enough people buy the track ‘Killing In The Name’ it can be done,  at the time of writing over 500k people have signed up to the Facebook group so it is definitely on!

Join the group at:

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2228594104

REMEMBER ONLY BUY THE TRACK FROM A CHART RECOGNISED RETAILER BETWEEN 13/12/09 - 19/12/09

Three designs were made, the first; ‘Your Courage, Your Cheerfulness, Your Resolution will Bring us Victory’
The second; ‘Freedom is in Peril’
The final ‘Keep Calm Carry on’ poster was never used, being held in reserve for the expected invasion. Only recently has it come to light after a copy turned up in a box of old books bought by Barter Books in Alnwick.

Since then it has found it’s way onto office walls all over the country, so we thought it was our duty to Queen and country to jump on the bandwagon and make a Keep Calm Carry On T shirt, but also take the piss as well.
For a more up to date version in keeping with the current Government’s key message check out our ‘Do not question Authority’ T shirt.

Or on a lighter note our ‘Just Fucking Chill Out’ T shirt.

Have a look at the full range of Keep Calm T Shirts

Israeli Diplomacy

One of the t-shirts has a rifle sight aimed at a pregnant Palestinian with the slogan “1 shot, 2 kills,” according to a report last month in the Haaretz newspaper.

A military spokesman said they were “simply tasteless” — well duh. I’m sure the Palestinian terrorists will find this highly amusing and decide to stop firing rockets. You have to hand it to Israel, they are good at inflaming a bad situation, continually.
We often bang on about T shirts being a voice for people and how they shouldn’t be censored, so I guess if we stick with that we have to say they should be allowed them. Just have to question the attitude of Israeli solders if this is how they think, no wonder things are so bad over there.
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Well he wasn’t the only one to have problems with the dangerous mix of T shirts and aeroplanes.  JetBlue Airways and two TSA screeners will pay $240,000 to settle an Iraqi man’s claim he was denied access to a flight until he covered a T-shirt that read in English and Arabic, “We Will Not be Silent.”

Stupidity cost $240,000 nowadays! Of course jetBlue said “JetBlue continues to deny, outright, every critical aspect of Mr. Jarrar’s version of events.” Hmm so they thought they would just give him $240,000 for the hell of it.

To celebrate Britain moving into to a new era of total surveillance we have created a T shirt for the occasion

The Britain 2.0 T shirt captures the ugly, miserable spirit of the new Britain. Everything must be recorded, your movements, your emails, your opinions, your purchases, your internet history.

Don’t worry you will be happy in the new Britain so long as you think the right things and act the proper way.